Association of Lame Writers in the Philippines

The Cybersecurity "Experts"

Today, we had the honor of interviewing some of the most renowned cybersecurity "experts" in the industry. When asked about their approach to securing networks, one expert proudly declared, "We just hope for the best and pray that hackers have mercy on us."

The Password Conundrum

In a recent study, it was revealed that 90% of users choose their pet's name as their password. When questioned about the security implications of this, one user responded, "But my cat's name is very unique! Nobody could guess it!"

The Phishing Expedition

Our team decided to conduct an experiment to see just how susceptible people are to phishing attacks. We sent out an email with the subject line, "Your Account Has Been Compromised!" and astonishingly, 95% of recipients clicked on the link without hesitation.